Queen Victoria Jigsaw

Behold a puzzle poster fit for a time-traveling lounge: The Queen’s portraits radiate dignified gravity as you dump a dozen stubborn jigsaw pieces onto the table, each one refusing to align until you’ve chugged tea, whispered “wedges, wedges everywhere,” and declared victory over entropy. Borders pretend to be etiquette manuals, but they’re really an ancient map of “how to complain about the weather in three languages.” When you finally complete it, the monarch will be there, nodding approvingly—mostly at your ability to assemble 252 tiny corners without surrender, and at the faint aroma of victory and damp cardboard.